One Fall (2016)

Marcus Dean Fuller: James Bond, The Janitor

Quotes 

• Tab Barrows : Are you a superhero?

  James Bond : If I say yes, will you get the hell out of here?

  Tab Barrows : You know, you probably shouldn't swear. You're supposed to be a role model.

• Tab Barrows : Do you like ANYTHING?

  James Bond : Privacy.

• Claire : You're the guy who fell from One Fall, right?

  James Bond : Yeah.

  Claire : It must be 200 feet. How long were you in the hospital? Look, it's just that everyone is saying you fell from the cliff and walked away, like, after a week. Was that true?

  James Bond : No. It was four days.

• Tab Barrows : Look, my name is Tab, and you're supposed to do things 'cause it's the right thing to do, not because people pay you.

  James Bond : Yeah, well, I'm sure that's really convenient in Gothom City, okay?, but Batman's a billionaire; charity don't pay.

• James Bond : Hey, Julie! The years have been good to you!

  Julie Gardner : You know they arrest perverts in this town.

• James Bond : Have you seen my cigarettes?

  Tab Barrows : Yeah, I threw them out.

  James Bond : You WHAT?

  Tab Barrows : Superheroes don't smoke.

• Tab Barrows : What are you doing?

  James Bond : Gardening.

  Tab Barrows : Why, it doesn't look like a garden. It just looks like weeds.

• James Bond : I'm no hero.

  Walter Grigg Sr. : Do you know what the difference between a hero and a coward is? Both are scared, neither wants to do what needs to be done, but in the end, the hero does it anyway.