Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 5 - Rise of the Pirate God (2009 Video Game)
Earl Boen: LeChuck
Quotes
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Elaine Marley : STOP IT, you monstrous maggot mating ground!
LeChuck : Hahaha! Elaine, not even you and your flimsy sword can stop me now.
Elaine Marley : Watch me try!
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Guybrush Threepwood : [as LeChuck grabs him by the throat] Why... are... you... doing... this?
LeChuck : I'm tired of putting up with you. And I just love the sound you make when you hit the deck.
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Guybrush Threepwood : Haha, I'm back, LeChuck! Now that I have my root beer-proof - and slightly rotting - body again, I can touch anything I want. So get ready to be touched... to death! Sharp, pointy death! Finally!
[tries to grap the Cutlass of Kaflu]
Guybrush Threepwood : Ouch! Papapishu, that stings!
LeChuck : Hahaha! Do you think I am some kind of dolt, Threepwood?
Guybrush Threepwood : "Dolt"?
Elaine Marley : This sword now has enough demonic power in it to bring down a god! Did you think we'd let you get your mortal hands on it?
Guybrush Threepwood : Seriously, who uses the word "dolt" anymore?
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Guybrush Threepwood : LeChuck, you've kidnapped Elaine, you've strung me up in lame traps, zapped me with a voodoo doll, you've tried to force me to be your undead slave... but never tried to *kill* me so... brazenly.
LeChuck : Which is the greatest mistake I ever made!