The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Jiggles (2010)

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski

Quotes 

• Skipper : [after Jiggles absorbs Julien]  Kowalski, give me lemur extraction options, stat!

  Kowalski : Don't you see? Julien was a Jiggles hater! You know what happens to Jiggles haters!

  [Rico whispers "cuckoo"] 

  Kowalski : This is what happens when you hate on my monster!

  Skipper : Aha! So you admit you made a monster.

  Kowalski : The good kind of monster. My kind!

  Skipper : [Slaps Kowalski]  You gotta snap out of it, Kowalski!

  Kowalski : Oh! Oh I see. You're all haters now! Well, see you later, science haters!

  [Climbs on Jiggles as it crawls away] 

  Private : He called us haters. That makes me sad, Skipper.

• Kowalski : Looks like somebody generated an electro-plasmonic energy orb. Booyah!

• Kowalski : You don't understand. I haven't had a scientific breakthrough in weeks.

  Private : What about your shrink ray?

  Kowalski : Pfft! Small potatoes. Useless!

  Skipper : I don't know. We could whip us up a batch of teeny-tiny French fries.

• Kowalski : Thank the maker! Which in this case is me.

• [after Jiggles absorbs Kowalski] 

  King Julien : Oh, so now it's a problem.

  Kowalski : How could I have been so blind? What have I done?

  King Julien : I'll tell you what you have done. You've gone nutso!

• Kowalski : They grow so exponentially.

• Rico : Uh...

  Private : Kowalski...

  Skipper : Should we be concerned?

  Kowalski : About what, Skipper?

  Skipper : Oh, I don't know. Let's start with your monster!

  Kowalski : Monster is a tad judgemental, isn't it?

  Skipper : I call them as I see them.

  Kowalski : Just because Jiggles has no central nervous system doesn't mean he has no feelings.

  Skipper : He's a big blob of mad science, man!

  Kowalski : Well, if he wasn't before, this scientist is mad now!

• Kowalski : It is all clear to me now. Jiggles is a mindless monster on a ravenous rampage.

  King Julien : [Running away]  Best of luck with that!

  Kowalski : I don't need luck. I need my friends.

  Skipper : Present and accounted for.

  Private : As long as you take back that hater remark.