- Skipper: You know, science is a wonderful thing. It gives us toasters, and televisions, and artificial flavors. But mad science, that just ends with dicey super weapons, freakish monsters, and artificial flavors.
- Skipper: [after Jiggles absorbs Julien] Kowalski, give me lemur extraction options, stat!
- Kowalski: Don't you see? Julien was a Jiggles hater! You know what happens to Jiggles haters!
- [Rico whispers "cuckoo"]
- Kowalski: This is what happens when you hate on my monster!
- Skipper: Aha! So you admit you made a monster.
- Kowalski: The good kind of monster. My kind!
- Skipper: [Slaps Kowalski] You gotta snap out of it, Kowalski!
- Kowalski: Oh! Oh I see. You're all haters now! Well, see you later, science haters!
- [Climbs on Jiggles as it crawls away]
- Private: He called us haters. That makes me sad, Skipper.
- [after Jiggles absorbs Kowalski]
- King Julien: Oh, so now it's a problem.
- Kowalski: How could I have been so blind? What have I done?
- King Julien: I'll tell you what you have done. You've gone nutso!
- Rico: Uh...
- Private: Kowalski...
- Skipper: Should we be concerned?
- Kowalski: About what, Skipper?
- Skipper: Oh, I don't know. Let's start with your monster!
- Kowalski: Monster is a tad judgemental, isn't it?
- Skipper: I call them as I see them.
- Kowalski: Just because Jiggles has no central nervous system doesn't mean he has no feelings.
- Skipper: He's a big blob of mad science, man!
- Kowalski: Well, if he wasn't before, this scientist is mad now!
- Kowalski: It is all clear to me now. Jiggles is a mindless monster on a ravenous rampage.
- King Julien: [Running away] Best of luck with that!
- Kowalski: I don't need luck. I need my friends.
- Skipper: Present and accounted for.
- Private: As long as you take back that hater remark.