The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Zoo Tube/Snakehead! (2010)
Jeff Bennett: Kowalski, Computer
Quotes
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Skipper : Don't tell me you're all afraid of a little fish.
Kowalski : Not just any fish, Skipper. The snakehead trout. It's an invasive species that devours everything in its path, leaving nothing but despair and tragedy in its wake.
[Private, Rico and Kowalski look at picture of trout and run away screaming]
Skipper : It's... a... fish! We... eat... fish!
Kowalski : Yes! But this unholy beast flips the very order of nature.
Private : It's as if our dinner is having us for dinner!
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Mason : [pulls out camcorder] Phil and I recently liberated this from Lost and Found.
Skipper : Video! I like where your head's at, simian. Simple blackmail.
Mason : Actually, I just thought we could make a commercial to show off some of the animals at the zoo.
Marlene : And then what? We climb a giant space ladder, hook it up to a satellite and broadcast the commerical all over the city?
Kowalski : Marlene, that's brilliant! You may have a future in science.
Marlene : Oh, really... You think?
Kowalski : I'ts so obvious. Why didn't I think of it? Skipper, do you mind?
[Skipper slaps Kowalski]
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Kowalski : Turns out they don't make giant space ladders. Skipper, would you?
[Skipper slaps Kowalksi]
Kowalski : So instead we'll build this. A satellite transmitter. We'll need a satellite dish, telescope, cell phone, flashlight, egg timer, toilet plunger, and a treadmill.
[Rico barfs out egg timer, flashlight and plunger]
Kowalski : And we still need the satellite dish, cell phone, telescope and treadmill.
[Rico tries to regurgitate them but can't]
King Julien : Here, let me try.
[Squeezes Mort; he farts]
King Julien : Oh, Mort! Oh, that burns my nose!