The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Zoo Tube/Snakehead! (2010)

James Patrick Stuart: Private, Joey, Gym Patron

Quotes 

• Skipper : Don't tell me you're all afraid of a little fish.

  Kowalski : Not just any fish, Skipper. The snakehead trout. It's an invasive species that devours everything in its path, leaving nothing but despair and tragedy in its wake.

  [Private, Rico and Kowalski look at picture of trout and run away screaming] 

  Skipper : It's... a... fish! We... eat... fish!

  Kowalski : Yes! But this unholy beast flips the very order of nature.

  Private : It's as if our dinner is having us for dinner!

• Private : Teeth! So many sharp, jagged teeth!

  Kowalski : It was those black, soulless eyes that got me.

  Skipper : Rico, get a load of these two yellow bellies.

  Rico : [cowering behind a block]  Yeah! Yellow bellies. He-he.

  Skipper : Don't tell me you're afraid too.

  Rico : Uh-huh!

• Kowalski : I'm so ashamed.

  Private : Me too.

  Rico : Uh-huh.

  Kowalski : Not so ashamed that I'd go out there.

  Private : Gosh, no!

  Rico : Nu-huh!

• Marlene : [the penguins are watching TV; Marlene steps in front of it]  Guys, there's a rumor going around that they're closing down the zoo, permanently!

  Private : Doesn't that otter on TV look just like Marlene?

  [Kowalski and Rico mumble in agreement] 

  Skipper : Nah. Marlene has a giant, misshapen...

  [Marlene turns off TV] 

  Skipper : Marlene! How did you get in here?