- Derek Morgan: You're not enjoying this, are you?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I like a good paper-trail. I find it meditative.
- Derek Morgan: Is it really that hard for you to be normal just one time?
- Emily Prentiss: [voiceover] Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. -Sir Walter Scott
- Agent Russell Goldman: I can't believe you guys have your own jet.
- Emily Prentiss: We take turns piloting. You want to give her a try?
- Agent Russell Goldman: Really?
- Emily Prentiss: No.
- David Rossi: [voiceover] If I am what I have, and if I lose what I have, who then am I? German psychologist Erich Fromm
- Derek Morgan: Hey baby girl, it's me. You're on speaker.
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, sug, I don't care who hears. It's always been you.
- David Rossi: Con men usually don't murder, but when they do, it's to conceal their crimes.
- Derek Morgan: Con man's a nice name for these guys. They profile as psychopaths.
- Emily Prentiss: Hey Garcia
- Penelope Garcia: Em, I feel like I've been sent on a wild snipe hunt. Do you have any idea how many women in South Florida lease luxury cars and rent mansions? I will answer: too many! That's how many!
- David Rossi: [Teams walks into a room filled with boxes with files] You're kidding me
- Jennifer Jareau: We've to go through all of this?
- Aaron Hotchner: White collar cases often come down with a paper trail
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Maybe it won't be so bad, I mean, at least he's well organized
- David Rossi: That's his job. He sits at a desk all day and accumulates paper evidence