Jeff, Who Lives at Home (2011)

Jason Segel: Jeff

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Quotes 

• Jeff : This morning I was meant to have a business meeting with the Kevins and destiny, and now you're here at this, this weird hooters thing. And so now, I'm just trying to figure out how to proceed.

  Pat : What you just said sounded like Yoda took acid and stumbled into a business meeting.

  Jeff : You can make all the fun of Yoda that you want. Yoda would be fucking killer in a business meeting.

• Sharon : Jeff, what do you do in the basement? You're not cleaning it.

  Jeff : You really want to know? You didn't like it last time we had this conversation.

  Sharon : Okay no, you're right, I don't.

• [first lines] 

  Jeff : I watched "Signs" again last night.

• Jeff : You know what? I have a asshole for a brother and it breaks my heart.

• Jeff : I just, uh...

  [brief pause] 

  Jeff : You ever feel like you're waiting forever to figure out what your destiny is, and then when you do it's not really that exciting?

• Jeff : Why can't you just tell her the truth?

  Pat : Are you kidding? Do you know anything about adult relationships?