Hal Rayle: Sport-1, Eric Bennett

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Eric Bennett : Oh, boy, you really went too far this time, Meg; Mom's gonna kill you.

  Meg Bennett : Nuh-uh, she'll understand.

  [he takes from her the bag she was holding in her mouth since her arms were full] 

  Meg Bennett : Everything was on sale.

  Eric Bennett : Only a girl would think like that.

  J.D. Bennett : [both coming out of the mall with full loads]  Hey, how 'bout a hand here?

  Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett : I only have two.

  Meg Bennett : "Only a girl can think like that", huh?

  Eric Bennett : Only a girl and my two crazy brothers.

  J.D. Bennett : You'd better hurry, Eric. They just announced a one-hour sporting good sale.

  Eric Bennett : [taking off]  Sporting good sale? Well, why didn't ya say so?

• Capt. Bowers : Don't worry, boys; we'll make that bogey think he's standin' still. Squadron leader to wing leaders. We're goin' in. Just fire warning shots.

  Sport-1 : [after two rounds, the spacecraft develops a force-field around itself, which the plantes touch against and stay on as it continues descent]  Who's going to make *who* think they're standing still?

• Eric Bennett : [of the artificial intellectual-enhancer]  Can I borrow it for my algebra test?