- [first lines]
- Eric Bennett: Oh, boy, you really went too far this time, Meg; Mom's gonna kill you.
- Meg Bennett: Nuh-uh, she'll understand.
- [he takes from her the bag she was holding in her mouth since her arms were full]
- Meg Bennett: Everything was on sale.
- Eric Bennett: Only a girl would think like that.
- J.D. Bennett: [both coming out of the mall with full loads] Hey, how 'bout a hand here?
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: I only have two.
- Meg Bennett: "Only a girl can think like that", huh?
- Eric Bennett: Only a girl and my two crazy brothers.
- J.D. Bennett: You'd better hurry, Eric. They just announced a one-hour sporting good sale.
- Eric Bennett: [taking off] Sporting good sale? Well, why didn't ya say so?
- I.Q.: Maybe they wanna take over the world and turn us all into mindless zombies.
- Karate-1: Karate-1, you've seen too many science-fiction zombies.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: For all we want to know they want to take over the world and turn us all into mindless zombies.
- Capt. Bowers: Don't worry, boys; we'll make that bogey think he's standin' still. Squadron leader to wing leaders. We're goin' in. Just fire warning shots.
- Sport-1: [after two rounds, the spacecraft develops a force-field around itself, which the plantes touch against and stay on as it continues descent] Who's going to make *who* think they're standing still?
- Dr. Scarab: With this little toy, I can either save the world or enslave the world. Now what do you think I'm going to do with it?
- Mechanic: That space-monkey is smarter than me.
- Dr. Scarab: Mechanic. *All* monkeys are smarter than you.
- Dr. Scarab: We have to treat our guest with delicacy. After all, we wouldn't want to injure the merchandise.
- Dr. Scarab: Now are you quite comfortable, King Kong Junior?
- Harry: Well, as long as you've asked, I'd much prefer to be swinging on an intertube.
- Glove: [to Scarab as the stampede charges toward them] What now, Lord of the Jungle?
- Dr. Scarab: Run!
- Madame-O: Brilliant maneuver, darling.