- Phil Dunphy: Everyone's afraid of something, right? Heights, clowns, tight spaces. Those are things you get over. But, then there's our children. Will they fit in? Will they be safe? Those are fears you never get past. So, sometimes all you can do is take a deep breath, pull them in close, and hope for the best. I mean, things don't always work out, but you gotta love it when they do.
- Claire Dunphy: Ignore her. She can't focus on two things at once.
- Alex Dunphy: Always a good quality in a driver.