The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

The Falcon and the Snow Job/The Penguin Stays in the Picture (2010)

Tom McGrath: Skipper

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Quotes 

• Private : Skipper, hasn't Kitka's behavior seemed a little strange this week?

  Skipper : Strangely attractive, or strangely compelling?

  Kowalski : Skipper, I believe Private meant strange in the "Oh, sweet mercy, we are going to be torn to shreds and swallowed into a churning cauldron of digestive juices!" sort of way.

• King Julien : A predator! Quick, Maurice! Activate the falcon shield!

  Maurice : Right away, your highness.

  [Maurice puts Mort tied to a stick in front of Kitka] 

  Skipper : What's with Sad-eyes?

  Maurice : [Smears sauce on Mort]  Barbecue sauce?

  Mort : I'm yummy with cornbread.

  King Julien : If you still have room for dessert, you can eat the dumpy one too. He will not mind.

  Maurice : [Stammering]  Say what?

• Skipper : Why, Miss Kitka. Is that our hollowed bone structure, or are we dancing on air?

• Skipper : A huntress, eh? Winged mistress of the skies. Enchante, Miss...

  Kitka : Kitka. Sorry if I frightened you.

  Skipper : Frightened? Ha! Ma'am, I eat fright for breakfast.

  Kowalski : With skeleton marshmallows.

• Skipper : Well, I hope you all learned something about not judging others. Miss Kitka is clearly a fine, non-zoo-animal-eating citizen.

  Kitka : That's right. I only ate one squirrel, and he wasn't even from the zoo. Oh, excuse me a sec.

  [She barfs up Fred the squirrel] 

  Fred : It's a nice flight, but the snacks in there are terrible.

  Skipper : I think we should see other people.

• Skipper : You guys haven't gotten to know Miss Kitka like I have. She's a beautiful huntress of the skies, with razor sharp talons and a beak that could cut through battleship steel. Hiya! Ping!

• Skipper : Incoming missile!

  Kitka : Look out!

  Private : Skipper, did that missile just tell us to look out?

  Skipper : What kind of fresh madness is this?

• Skipper : Forget it, you two. They always pick Private. Adorableness is his secret weapon.

  Marlene : Secret weapon?

  Skipper : Sure, we all have one. Mine is fearless moxie, Kowalski's is scientific genius, Rico's is psychotic derangement, and Private's is adorableness.

  Private : Gee, Skipper, I think anyone can be on the cover. All you have to do is believe.

  [Everyone awws] 

  Skipper : See? Secret weapon.