Haven (TV Series)
Welcome to Haven (2010)
Emily Rose: Audrey Parker
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Quotes
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Audrey Parker : [both pulling guns on each other] FBI. Who are you?
Nathan Wuornos : Haven PD. Who are you?
Audrey Parker : FBI. Are you deaf?
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Nathan Wuornos : [after rescuing Audry from her car falling off the cliff] Shame about the car.
Audrey Parker : Ah, it's a rental.
Audrey Parker : [Nathan looks and sees Audrey's gun, and draws his, then she draws hers] Whoa, FBI, who are you?
Nathan Wuornos : Haven PD, who are you?
Audrey Parker : FBI, are you deaf?
Nathan Wuornos : How do I know that?
Audrey Parker : Well, for starters I'm wearing the gun on my belt. It's a government issue 9mm. And they gave me, you know, one of these.
Nathan Wuornos : [She reaches to grab her badge] Hey! Keep your hands where I can see them!
Audrey Parker : Okay, what am I going to do, pull out another gun?
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Nathan Wuornos : Welcome to Haven.
[pause]
Nathan Wuornos : You like pancakes? We got good pancakes.
Audrey Parker : What about lobster? Isn't Maine famous for lobster?
Nathan Wuornos : I don't like lobster. I really like pancakes.
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Audrey Parker : You seriously can't feel pain?
Nathan Wuornos : It's called idiopathic neuropathy.
Audrey Parker : You really couldn't feel it when that car door hit your hand?
Nathan Wuornos : No.
Audrey Parker : Can you feel fire?
Nathan Wuornos : No.
Audrey Parker : Can you feel ice?
Nathan Wuornos : Oddly, yes. I can feel ice.
Audrey Parker : You can feel ice?
Nathan Wuornos : No. I can feel a headache coming on, though.
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Audrey Parker : I like the truck.
Nathan Wuornos : I've had it since I was 19.
Audrey Parker : How do you keep a car that long?
Nathan Wuornos : I don't drive off cliffs...
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Nathan Wuornos : Can I give you a ride?
Audrey Parker : Probably more friendly than if I commandeered your vehicle.
Nathan Wuornos : Probably less paperwork, too.
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Audrey Parker : You took my clothes.
Duke Crocker : Good morning.
Audrey Parker : You took my clothes.
Duke Crocker : Well, now I laundered your clothes. I saved you life. That's an odd combination, when you think about it. I mean, off you think about it.
Audrey Parker : You must be Duke.
Duke Crocker : Milk, one sugar, right?
Audrey Parker : No. No, and why would you know how I take my coffee?
Duke Crocker : I wouldn't. But it would've been cool if I did.
Audrey Parker : Do you know Jonas Lester?
Duke Crocker : Hmm... Uh, I know he's dead... That's it. Just... dead.
Audrey Parker : You might want to rethink your answer.
Duke Crocker : Oh, really?
Audrey Parker : Yeah, your gun was found where he died.
Duke Crocker : Doesn't sound like me.
Audrey Parker : Well, you know... Everybody makes mistakes.
Duke Crocker : I didn't make that one. My gun was stolen.
Audrey Parker : Okay, so, of all the guns in the world, he stole yours. Yep, that's convenient. And then, you don't report it, which is also convenient, and illegal.
Duke Crocker : Well, now, actually I did report it. Nathan didn't mention that part, did he? I thought as much. So are we good?
Audrey Parker : Well, if you're telling me the truth, we might be. Nathan really doesn't like you.
Duke Crocker : Oh, and let me guess what he said. Uh..."He's unreliable... , dishonest, and a general pain in the butt."
Audrey Parker : Ass. Yeah. He said ass.
Duke Crocker : Wow. And strangely, I was going to say that. I was.
Audrey Parker : Was he right?
Duke Crocker : ...
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Nathan Wuornos : I don't feel anything anymore. No pain. Nothing. Can't find a doctor who can explain it.
Eleanor : Very little around here can be explained by a doctor.. Nathan stalks away.
Audrey Parker : Pretty touchy for a numb guy.