Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)

Back in the Sh*t (2010)

Braeden Lemasters: Albert

Quotes 

• Joe Tranelli : Hey, I want to tell you something. Um... I lied to you about the bookie and about the gambling. I'm... I'm real sorry about that.

  Albert : Oh. It's okay, dad.

  Joe Tranelli : No, no, it's not okay. I wanted to be truthful with you, and I wasn't, and, uh... I don't ever want to be like that with you.

  Albert : So you're gonna stop gambling?

  Joe Tranelli : Stopped already.

• Joe Tranelli : You know how I'm always talking about trying out for the senior tour? Well, I'm gonna do it.

  Albert : Really?

  Joe Tranelli : Yeah.

  Albert : Dad, that's awesome.

  Joe Tranelli : Yeah. Well, if I make it, it's awesome. Even if I don't, but mostly if I do.

  Albert : It'll be awesome no matter what.

  [Joe hits his golf ball and it lands in a pond] 

  Albert : Ugh.

  Joe Tranelli : Really? "Ugh"? What, are you off the bandwagon already? I didn't say it was gonna be easy.

  Albert : I think you hit a duck.

  Joe Tranelli : There's no ducks in there. Go.