The Simpsons (TV Series)
Postcards from the Wedge (2010)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : [Angry] You're a month behind on your homework?
Bart Simpson : I tried really hard to keep you from finding out. Does that count for something?
Homer Simpson : [Still angry] A little!
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Lisa Simpson : Bart, you would really ruin mom and dad's marriage just to get out of a little homework?
Bart Simpson : Hey, hey! I would end all live on this planet if it would get me out of learning fractions.
Lisa Simpson : Fractions aren't so hard. All you have to do is find a lowest common denominator. For example, one-half plus one-third is four...
Bart Simpson : End... All... Life... On... This... Planet!
[Makes explosion sound]
Lisa Simpson : You'll need to know fractions to make that explosion!
Bart Simpson : I don't care!
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Lisa Simpson : Congratulations. You are now officially a sociopath.
Bart Simpson : Hey, at least I'm on a path.
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Nelson Muntz : If your parents aren't getting PO'd, are you really pranking? You gotta take it up a notch.
Bart Simpson : Really?
Nelson Muntz : If no one gets mad, are you really being bad? Think about it.
Bart Simpson : Wow.
Nelson Muntz : I know.
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Edna Krabappel : Bart, you had a month to do that assigment. You started thirty minutes ago.
Bart Simpson : Thank you, thank you.
Edna Krabappel : That wasn't a compliment. You have crushed my dreams of teaching ever since I saw "To Sir With Love" as a little girl.
Nelson Muntz : Ha-ha! You're old!
Edna Krabappel : It was on VHS in the '80s.
Nelson Muntz : Outdated medium. I stand by my "Ha-ha!"
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Marge Simpson : Let's have lunch at Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll.
Homer Simpson : No line, close to the bathrooms... I see no reason to disagree.
Bart Simpson : Smooth move, mom. Choosing the one place that doesn't serve beer.
Homer Simpson : What the... Then I wanna eat at Moe's Express.
Moe Szyslak : [to bartenders] And by express I mean express your anger at the world.