Zoolander 2 (2016)
Owen Wilson: Hansel
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Quotes
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Hansel : [from trailer] OLD?
Derek Zoolander : [pronouncing the sign incorrectly] LAMÉ?
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Hansel : My mom told me my dad was a beat cop.
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Katy Perry : Who-oo-oo-ooohh am-mm-mm-mm I-ah-ah-aye?
Hansel : That was beautiful...
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Hansel : Neil, I gotta say, you're totally blowing my mind right now.
Neil deGrasse Tyson : That's what I do. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch.
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Hansel : I'll go get Derek, tell my Orgy I love them!
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Hansel : Neil Degrasse Tyson? You don't know who you are, either?
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Hansel : [Talking to Derek Jr. about his mother] I remember there was one night, she had me and your dad absolutely twisted in knots. I was driving the freak train, your dad's tearing tickets in the caboose... She had a mouth like Chinese finger cuffs, you know, where, like, you try to pull out but it just keeps getting tighter...
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Hansel : WHO AM I!