Quotes
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Walter Bishop : What the fuck is a ninja?
Officer Willits : It's an ancient Japanese warrior cloaked in black, often with mystical powers.
Doug Varney : Sounds pretty serious, Walt.
Walter Bishop : Wait a minute! Why would an ancient Japanese warrior destroy a fucking pharmacy sign in fucking Woodbury?
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Walter Bishop : [seeing his old store remodeled] You know, it's funny, I don't hate it nearly as much as I thought I would.
Doug Varney : That's funny, I don't really give a shit.