Olivia Wilde: Elizabeth Roberts
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Quotes
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Doug Varney : Most girls don't always go for honest and sweet.
Elizabeth Roberts : Girls don't, but women do.
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Doug Varney : What was that?
Elizabeth Roberts : You mean reverse cowgirl?
Doug Varney : Yeah, that was amazing! I've never seen that before.
Elizabeth Roberts : Yeah, you don't watch a lot of porn, do you, Doug?
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Doug Varney : I really shouldn't be saying anything, because you look like you're going to be very good for business, but the pills in those orange bottles aren't always the solution to people's problems, ya know?
Elizabeth Roberts : Well, when you find that solution you let me know what it is, all right?
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Elizabeth Roberts : Swallow something the size of a breadcrumb, and farewell to depression, anxiety, insomnia - mmm - it's incredible. You'll be swept away into an artificial bliss, made more assertive, docile, erect... You never get high on your own supply?
Doug Varney : That's illegal.
Elizabeth Roberts : 'Course it is. It must be hard working in a candy shop all day long, knowing that any of your problems could be solved by one of your little apothecaries?
