- [a nurse walks out of the operating room]
- Dr. Richard Webber: If I wasn't happily married, I'd hit her. I'd hit her hard.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Sir, I think what you wanted to say was hit *that*.
- Dr. Mark Sloan: Three dates. No sex; just talking. Do you have any idea how much you can learn about someone if you remain upright? Like, I'll bet you didn't know, Teddy hates the word "moist." Hates it. Would really prefer people say "damp."