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Basic Genealogy (2010)

Donald Glover: Troy Barnes

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• Britta Perry : [smiling]  Nana, here's your switch.

  Nana : Bring it here. Oh, I'll make do.

  [cheerfully] 

  Britta Perry : Okay.

  [Britta presents her right hand, palm down] 

  Britta Perry : Let me have it.

  Nana : I ain't no nun. Bend over.

  [with a worried look Britta turns her right hand palm up] 

  Nana : Drop your pants and get over my lap.

  Troy Barnes : [whispers to Britta]  All you have to do is walk away.

  [Britta, with a satisfied smile, sets her purse down, removes her leather jacket, lowers her pants and lies on Nana's lap] 

  Troy Barnes : What are you doing?

  Nana : She's respecting her elders.

  Britta Perry : See, Troy, did you think I was a hypocrite? That I wouldn't really...

  [whipping noise] 

  Britta Perry : Okay, ow, that really... Whoo! Okay, that really...

  [crying] 

  Troy Barnes : [crying]  I don't understand you, Britta. I don't understand you at all.

  [Britta and Troy sobbing] 

  Jeff Winger : You know what? Totally wrong room. Will you get the door?

  Amber : Mm-hmm.

  Troy Barnes : [screaming]  She's had enough!

  [sobbing] 

  Troy Barnes : She's had enough!

• Britta Perry : Troy didn't tell me you were such a knockout.

  Nana : What do you mean by that?

  Britta Perry : Oh, come on. I'm sure you've broken a few hearts in your time.

  Nana : Oh. Tell me, how many men do you think I've laid with?

  Britta Perry : [Britta's eyes go wide] 

  Nana : Who are you?

  Britta Perry : I'm Britta and I have offended you and I am sorry. Is there anything I can get you?

  Nana : Yes. Get me a switch.

  Britta Perry : A what?

  Troy Barnes : She's not family, Nana. You can't make her get a switch.

  Britta Perry : She can make me get it. I just have to know what it is first.

  Troy Barnes : A switch is a stick she can use to whoop you with. Cherish, Britta. Cherish.

• Troy Barnes : Can't believe my grandma's rolling her old bones down here. I gotta pick a cabinet to hide in.

  Britta Perry : You hide from her?

  Troy Barnes : Yeah. She's crazy.

  Britta Perry : Troy... society programs us to dispose of the elderly because they don't work or buy things, but don't be blind to your grandmother's value. You need to cherish her.

  Troy Barnes : You cherish her.

  Britta Perry : I'm sure I will. You know she's not gonna be around forever.

  Troy Barnes : I wanna believe you're right, Britta, but you never quite are, are you?

• Ben Chang : Winger. Too cool for family?

  Jeff Winger : Everyone here is my family.

  [all boo] 

  Troy Barnes : Weak.

• Troy Barnes : [chuckles]  Pretty rough, huh?

  Britta Perry : [pained expression]  Mm, you were right. Nana's a monster.

  Nana : [stern look]  What did you say?

  Britta Perry : [fearful look]  I said you were a monster, ma'am.

  Nana : And you said Troy was right.

  [to Troy] 

  Nana : Get me a switch.

  Troy Barnes : [resigned look]  Okay.

  [Troy walks away]