The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed (2010)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

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• Ned Flanders : Homer, our Bible study group is going to the Holy Land. I would like to invite you and your family to come as my guests.

  Homer Simpson : Let's see: go to a war zone with a busload of religious lame-os, in a country with no pork and a desert with no casinos. Where do I sign up?

  Marge Simpson : Homer, I can hear your sarcasm from inside the house, and the dishwasher is on. What's going on?

  Lisa Simpson : Mr. Flanders is inviting us to Israel. I think he's trying to get dad into Heaven.

  Bart Simpson : Great, more Hell for me.

• Marge Simpson : Homer, you're alive!

  Homer Simpson : More than alive, woman. I am the Chosen One. I shall unite all the faiths of the Holy Land! I am the Messiah!

  Marge Simpson : But you have all our passports, right?

  Homer Simpson : Oh, yeah. Gotta keep track of those. The Messiah!... has the passports.