- Roger Sterling: [as a reporter with a wooden leg is exiting] They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter.
- Pete Campbell: [Regarding a dud marketing trial using four supermarkets to sell a new ham] Two of their test markets are in Jewish neighborhoods. They're idiots.
- Bethany Van Nuys: Don, I wanna lift a shadow off this evening. I know this is your first date.
- Don Draper: First that Roger was involved in.
- Bethany Van Nuys: Oh, of course, I'm sure. It's just... I'm breaking a lot of my rules, seeing a divorced man. But Jane has made you her personal cause.
- Don Draper: And there are so many real problems in the world.
- Peggy Olson: [to Don] You know something? We are all here because of you. All we wanna do is please you.
- Harry Crane: [after the agency loses a client for which he has just sold a TV special] I wish we really had a second floor so I could jump off it.
- Peggy Olson: [Peggy enters Don's office with a ham] They sent one for each of us.
- Don Draper: Could have just as easily fired us.
- Peggy Olson: But they didn't because they sold more hams, and now you get to tell them why, if you want. I think they'll be impressed.
- Don Draper: Well, I'm not. I try and stay away from these kinds of shenanigans, but I guess you knew that or you would have told me.
- Peggy Olson: It was going great, until it wasn't.