NCIS (TV Series)
Guilty Pleasure (2010)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Ziva David : You what what you two? I have actually heard of this. You two are having a seven year bitch.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "Itch." And yes we are.
Ziva David : You are like a married couple.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters] Oh no, they're not. They're still speaking.
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Ziva David : The man-mance is over?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We didn't have a man-mance.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You had a fling.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Guys don't have flings, we hang out.
Ziva David : Things were hanging out? That's disgusting.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to Charlotte, as he heads into the bathroom] Daddy's going to make wee-wee.
Holly Snow : [Watching from the adjoining room] Did he really just say that?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yes... That's him improvising.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You and me, McGee, we're done.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No argument here.
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Ziva David : [Ziva chuckles] Tony needs help with a woman?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No. I needed a geek wingman. McGeek qualifies.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Your husband is Lieutenant Justin Moss?
Emily Moss : Yes. I was supposed to come pick him up. He was meeting someone here.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Do you know who?
Emily Moss : Of course, he was with a prostitute!
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [Following Moss' blood trail up the hill with Tony] Why did the dead man cross the street? To get home.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah... You were funnier when you were fatter.