- Tori Vega: I'm not violent!
- Lane Alexander: I believe you.
- Tori Vega: Then, why's he here?
- [Referring to Derrick]
- Tori Vega: Explain that.
- Beck Oliver: Hey. How you feeling?
- Jade West: My eye hurts.
- Beck Oliver: Oh, yeah? Which one?
- Jade West: Cute.
- Jade West: I want coffee.
- Beck Oliver: What's the magic word?
- Jade West: Get me some coffee... Please?
- Beck Oliver: Actually, the magic word was lotion. But I'll accept your please 'cause you have a boo-boo eye.
- Tori Vega: [to Beck] Well, it looked like he was hurting you!
- Jade West: Why do you care?
- Tori Vega: Because I figured he already suffers enough pain dating you.
- Jade West: You wanna see pain?
- Beck Oliver: [to Jade] Hey, why don't we go sit over there.
- Tori Vega: Why does she hate me?
- Andre: Maybe she heard you play the French horn.