Bluff (2022)
Gurj Gill: Miller, Danny
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Miller : Why do they call you Cooks?
Cooks : That's a funny story, actually. Remember that show, Sesame Street?
Miller : Yeah.
Cooks : You remember the character in it, called Cookie Monster.
Miller : The blue one.
Cooks : Yeah, yeah, the blue one. This one time, I was proper high on crack. And I was with my mates. We went to the shopping mall. And I just started smelling all these cookies. And bearing in mind, I was proper starving at the time. So we walk in the shopping mall and I see this girl with, with loads of cookie samples on a tray. And I went over to her and naturally I just said, Yo, can I try these cookies? And she said... And all of a sudden, I just started trying to eat them, one by one. And I weren't even chewing. I was just swallowing them whole, one by one, bro. And the girl was, she was terrified. She just screamed. She ran away. And then she dropped the tray on the floor. And I got on my knees on the floor. And I started eating them, one by one, off the floor, bro. I started eating cookies off the floor. And then, and then the security guards came in. They started chasing us. And we all pegged it, me and my mates. We ran as quick as we could out of there.
Miller : Fuck off.
Cooks : What do you mean, man? I'm telling you the truth. It's true. And ever since that day, yeah, my mates, my friends, yeah, they called me Cooks. It's short for Cookie Monster.
Miller : Where are your friends now?
Cooks : They're either in prison, or they overdosed, and died.
