Modern Family (TV Series)
Family Portrait (2010)
Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
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Quotes
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Jay Pritchett : Where's my good underwear?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : The question is, why isn't all your underwear good, Jay? You make a nice living.
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Jay Pritchett : How do you turn the sprinklers off?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : ¡Ay! Of course! Because I'm Latina I'm supposed to know everything about gardening and sprinklers!
Jay Pritchett : You were here when they installed it!
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ay, yeah...
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Jay Pritchett : So you don't like small talk. That's how I met Gloria. You remember what I said?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Yes. "I like chocolate and I like fruit, but not together."
Jay Pritchett : You couldn't come up with that, Ivy League?
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Phil Dunphy : [Phil thinks Claire saw him and Gloria on the Kiss-cam at the Lakers' game] I didn't do anything, she kissed me.
Claire Dunphy : What? Who kissed you?
Phil Dunphy : Gloria.
Jay Pritchett : What?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It was the Kiss Cam.
Jay Pritchett : Why did you kiss Cam?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : No, I kissed Phil. He told me I had to.
Phil Dunphy : No, no.
Claire Dunphy : Okay, hang on a second, was this before or after you ignored the phone call from your wife?
Phil Dunphy : You saw that too?