Modern Family (TV Series)

Benched (2010)

Jesse Tyler Ferguson: Mitchell Pritchett

Quotes 

• Mitchell Pritchett : I am loosing my mind. As much as I love Lily, which is you know, more than life itself, I am, whoooh, not cut out to be a stay-at-home dad. But it's Cameron's turn. It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world, interacting with other grownups, while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer... Fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into Candy Cane River.

• Claire Dunphy : How come you're not coaching?

  Phil Dunphy : 'Cause your dad coached football.

  Claire Dunphy : I'm sorry. And I am going to make it up to you tonight.

  Phil Dunphy : And I'll be thinking of your dad while you do.

  Claire Dunphy : Mm. Disturbing.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Hey Phil. How's it going?

  Phil Dunphy : Great. Your dad coached football.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Ah, a fellow victim.