- Tori Vega: I'm supposed to meet Andre, Beck and Cat to write a script for class that's due In the morning.
- Trina Vega: What teacher?
- Tori Vega: Gradstein.
- Trina Vega: Ooh. He's tough.
- Tori Vega: No chiz.
- Trina Vega: What is chiz anyway?
- Tori Vega: Andre thinks It's a German sausage.
- Andre's Grandmother: Andre, there's another me on the wall!
- Andre Harris: It's okay, Grandma. Just introduce yourself. I'm sure she's nice.
- Tori Vega: Whatever happened to getting famous by having some talent?
- Trina Vega: Talent has nothing to do with being famous.
- [about the plane pudding]
- Trina Vega: Aw, it's got fur on it
- Tori Vega: Just like your pimple.
- [Tori laughs]
- [after Allie picks up her dog Sparkles from Beck and leaves]
- Tori Vega: Wow, Jade, looks like you've got some competition there.
- [When Jade opens the front door of Beck's RV]
- Tori Vega: She has a key?
- Beck Oliver: No, she has a foot.
- [Tori raises her eyebrows in shock]
- Beck Oliver: What happened to Robbie?
- Tori Vega: My finger.
- Beck Oliver: Ah.
- [Andre gives Tori a thumbs up]
- Robbie Shapiro: Hello.
- Tori Vega: Robbie!
- Andre Harris: Dude!
- Beck Oliver: Oh, come on!
- [to Robbie]
- Tori Vega: You created a fake screen name?
- Robbie Shapiro: Well, you denied my real one.
- Andre Harris: But why LILSTEPHANIE21?
- Robbie Shapiro: 'Cause LILSTEPHANIE1 through 20 were taken.
- [Rex looks at Robbie. To Rex]
- Robbie Shapiro: What?
- Tori Vega: You couldn't at least pick a boy's name?
- Rex: Says a lot, doesn't it?