Bones (TV Series)
The Babe in the Bar (2010)
Tamara Taylor: Camille Saroyan
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Quotes
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : Done. I sifted through all 1873 gallons of it. Nothing but the usual: ant torsos, spider legs, rodent hairs.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : Whoa. That's the usual?
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Yeah. FDA permits 60 insect fragments, and 1 rodent tail per 100 grams.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : Lovely.
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Angela Montenegro : Hodgins wants to make a big announcement and tell everybody that I'm pregnant.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : But everyone already knows.
Angela Montenegro : I know. But Hodgins doesn't know that because he wants it to be *his* surprise. You didn't say anything, did you?
Dr. Camille Saroyan : No. Nope. No one did.
Angela Montenegro : Okay. Good. Well, everybody's just gonna have to act surprised. And if they can't pull it off, then they-they just have to not come. Just make up an excuse.
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : But we have to melt the chocolate in order to get any information from the bones.
Vincent Nigel-Murray : Yeah. But first we can cut out these sections until we discover a way to extract the gas trapped in the bubbles.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : Excellent. Do it. Mr. Nigel-Murray if I didn't have any self-control I would kiss you.
[Cam leaves]
Dr. Jack Hodgins : ...No interesting facts off that?
Vincent Nigel-Murray : Yeah, yeah. In fact, the-the satisfaction that human beings take from fantasizing is - is directly related - No. I don't. No facts.
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Dr. Camille Saroyan : She's following a boy, Angela. I mean, you're a hedonistic free spirit artist. How come even you didn't do that?
Angela Montenegro : Thanks for the personality assessment. Yeah, I went to a good school because I chose to. Nobody made me. You should let Michelle make her own decisions. I mean, she is almost an adult.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : Almost. That's the keyword here. I need to guide her, but she hates me for doing it.
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Dr. Lance Sweets : The late teens and early twenties are a time for experimentation and growth. And you know, making a few mistakes, is just part of the process.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : Oh! You're making it worse!
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Dr. Camille Saroyan : You so much as mention leaving the country to my daughter and I will choke you on your own trivia and stuff your lifeless body in a locker.
[Leaves]
Vincent Nigel-Murray : Then again. Georgetown is lovely.
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : I thought she wasn't applying to any other schools except - Oh. Oh! You're writing Michelle's - Oh that's bad. That's - that's just wrong!
Dr. Camille Saroyan : No Dr. Hodgins, that is being a mother. And I assume I can trust your discretion.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Of course - Mom.
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Dr. Camille Saroyan : And I suppose you wouldn't get in the way of her decisions.
Dr. Lance Sweets : Oh I wouldn't get in her way period.
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Angela Montenegro : [about Sweets] He might be able to help you deal with Michelle.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : I don't want to talk to a child about another child.