- Marge Simpson: Why do you have to eat peanuts in the shower?
- Homer Simpson: Can't start the day without that fresh-from-the-circus feeling.
- Homer Simpson: So, seen any good beer commercials lately?
- Man: Asinine! Everything you say is asinine!
- Nelson Muntz: [Sprays Gatorade on Mrs. Krabappel after a dogeball game]
- Edna Krabappel: Hey! I'm not the coach!
- Nelson Muntz: I know... I just wanted to see if you were wearing a bra.
- Edna Krabappel: [Put a hand to her chest and smile at Nelson]
- Bart Simpson: Rumble it is! Right after school! Rain or shine!
- [Cut to everyone waiting in the rain]
- Bart Simpson: So we wait for shine then?
- [All agree]
- Marge Simpson: We used to call ourselves the Cool Moms.
- Bart Simpson: There is nothing cooler than calling yourself cool.
- Comic Book Guy: The answer is no, and I can say it in Na'vi and Klingon, which are pretty much the same. I have some theories about that, which I will share with you never.
- Martin Prince: [Tears his shirt in rage] Rumble!
- Nelson Muntz: Just go home.
- Martin Prince: [meekly] Thank you.
- Groundskeeper Willie: You call that a scar? This is a scar!
- Nelson Muntz: That's a bellybutton. Everybody's got one.
- Groundskeeper Willie: [sad] I thought I was special.