South Park (TV Series)
Medicinal Fried Chicken (2010)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Soccer Coach, Randy Marsh, Dr. Doctor, Removal Man #1, Removal Man #2, Billy Miller, Teabag, Officer Barbrady, Player #1, Player #2, Colonel Sanders, Man in Crowd #1, Man in Crowd #3, Boy, Shooter
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Quotes
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Randy Marsh : The doctor made you a souvenir.
Sharon Marsh : Oh Randy, I love it!
Randy Marsh : And when it gets cold, it shrinks.
Woman #1 : Sharon, you got a scrotum coat?
Sharon Marsh : Yep.
Woman #1 : Lucky!
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Dr. Doctor : [Looks at Randy's chart] Mr. Marsh, I'm afraid the tests came back positive, you do have testicular cancer.
[Randy and Sharon have concerned looks as sad music begins to play]
Randy Marsh : [excited] Score!
[Sharon looks at him with annoyance]
Dr. Doctor : Now, the good new is it hasn't spread anywhere. We should... probably schedule to have them re...
Randy Marsh : [Interupting him] Yeah, yeah, yeah, but for now can I finally get my prescription please?
Dr. Doctor : Your prescription for what?
[Cut to Randy walking down the street to the medical marijuana store with his gigantic testicles in a wheelbarrow]
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Billy Miller : You get the chicken for me and I'll make sure you're hooked up for life. Do you wanna do it?
Eric Cartman : Do I wanna do it? Does the Pope help pedophiles get away with their crimes?
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Eric Cartman : Is that something I'd want to do? Is the Pope Catholic? And making the world safe for pedophiles?
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Randy Marsh : Everywhere I go, when I walk by, chicks are like turning their heads and going "whaaa?" I never knew how much women love guys' balls until I got these puppies.
Travis's wife : Travis, did you take out the garba-whaaa?
Randy Marsh : See?
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Randy Marsh : Hey, my eyes are up here.
Sharon Marsh : I'm sorry. I just...
Randy Marsh : It's alright. I just want you to look at me when we make love and not just at my balls.
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Eric Cartman : Does a bear crap in the woods? And does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?
