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Quotes
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Everyone, look at my latest invention.
Dr. Zoidberg : Okay.
Amy Wong : I like how it's not killing us so far.
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Hermes Conrad : Do ya wanna see a picture of my boy?
[holds out a picture]
Dr. Zoidberg : That's your penis.
Hermes Conrad : That's ma boy!
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Philip J. Fry : Man, I wish we had a robot to do stuff.
Bender : I know, right?
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Philip J. Fry : [slurring drunkenly] Blunder, you're the only one who's sober. You gotta do something.
Bender : Haven't I done enough already?
Philip J. Fry : Please, stop the monster. Just do that one thing.
Bender : Make it zero and you've got a deal.
Philip J. Fry : What if I folded the Professor's sweaters for you?
Bender : Both of them? You mean you'll do two things and I only have to do one thing?
Philip J. Fry : Yeah, to save the world.
Bender : [chuckling to himself] Sucker.
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Oh, God. We've opened Pandora's fly. They'll reproduce without limit, consuming all the matter in the world!
Philip J. Fry : Like the Kardashians!
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Unattractive Giant Monster : I will destroy you all! I won't stop until your whole planet is as ugly as you perceive me to be!
Zapp Brannigan : That would take a very long time.
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Bad news, everyone. Look at this infinite series representing the mass of successive generations of Benders.
[Shows hologram of equation, everyone gasps in horror except Fry]
Philip J. Fry : Don't wait for me.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : It's nonconvergent!
Philip J. Fry : [alarmed] Oh, dip!
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Unless we quickly exterminate them, they'll replicate ad infinitum, consuming all the matter on Earth!
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I was lying here snoozing, dreaming, oddly enough, about bathing in champagne with six of the world's most distinguished scientists, when suddenly I realized my bathwater has been transformed into alcohol.
Bender : Alcohol?
[Tastes water from brush]
Bender : Oooee!
[Picks up bathtub and drinks from drain]
Philip J. Fry : Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Bender : It's like fine cognac with a hint of aged scrotum.
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Zapp Brannigan : Hey, freakshow! Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting!
Kif Kroker : [laughing] Timeless.