The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Bus Pants Utilization (2011)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Penny : [to Sheldon, who is sitting on the stairs playing the theremin] Whatcha doing? Trying to contact your home planet?
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Penny : Hey, you don't need Leonard and his app. You can make one with me.
Sheldon Cooper : With you?
Penny : Seriously, I have a great idea for one.
Sheldon Cooper : Is it better than your idea to move to Los Angeles and become a famous actress?
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Sheldon Cooper : Consider this unlikely, but very plausible scenario: A young woman, alone in the big city. Her ridiculous dream of becoming an actress lies shattered about her.
Penny : Hey, wait a minute.
Howard Wolowitz : Hang on. Let's see where he's going.
Sheldon Cooper : Then it hits her. How is she going to survive? She has no prospects, no marketable skills. And then one day, she meets a group of geniuses and their friend, Howard.
Howard Wolowitz : Hey, I...
Penny : Hang on, let's see where he's going.
Sheldon Cooper : She befriends them and then lies in wait until they reveal a marketable idea, which she steals and sells to the highest bidder.
Leonard Hofstadter : That is ridiculous.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh is it? Let's see you come up with an explanation as to why this woman hangs out with us all the time.
[everyone looks at Penny]
Penny : Oh great. You know what? I've already mooched dinner off you guys, I don't need to listen to this.
Howard Wolowitz : There's your answer, free food.