South Park (TV Series)

You Have 0 Friends (2010)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Kip Drordy, Mr. Drordy, Randy Marsh, Man in Car, Computer Voice, Guard, Tom Davis, Linda Green, Profile #1, Man on Chatroulette, Isiah, Game Referee, Mr. Garrison, Kevin Donahue, Susan92, Stan's Profile

Quotes 

• Eric Cartman : Ah, here's a guy. Hey dude, how's it going?

  Man on Webcam : Hey.

  Eric Cartman : This is my friend Kyle, he's looking for some new friends.

  Man on Webcam : Oh yeah?

  [unzips pants] 

  Eric Cartman : Oh, he's taken out his penis. OK, next guy...

  Kyle Broflovski : Dude, screw this, I don't wanna see anymore.

  Eric Cartman : Kyle, this is the way the world works - if you wanna find some quality friends, you gotta wait through all the dicks first.

• Randy Marsh : Stan, poke your grandma!