The Simpsons (TV Series)

To Surveil, with Love (2010)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Smithers, Mr. Burns, Lenny Leonard, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders, Rainier Wolfcastle, Shady Officer

Quotes 

• Ms. Dubinsky : We'd like you to join our debate team.

  Lisa Simpson : We have a debate team?

  Ms. Dubinsky : It's the only extracurricular activity that doesn't require any equipment.

  Principal Skinner : Because of budget cuts, we had to improvise. Ralph Wiggum will be your lectern.

  Ralph Wiggum : I'm a furniture.

• Smithers : Sir, that nuclear waste concealment unit that was supposed to last a thousand years is full.

  Mr. Burns : Hmmm. Have you tried stamping it down?

  Smithers : It just popped up in another place. We need a place to get rid of this plutonium.

  Mr. Burns : Just pick the biggest idiot in the plant and put the plutonium in his bag.

  [Sees Homer and his new Duff bag through the surveilance cameras] 

  Mr. Burns : That's a bingo.

• Ned Flanders : Isn't this great? We're like a Jiminy Cricket for the entire town. A half-man, half-bug that knows what's best for everybody.

• Homer Simpson : Your nagging has sent all our misbehavior into one small spot, a shining diamond of evil.

  Ned Flanders : I guess I did create this, just as God created the Devil.

  Homer Simpson : God created the Devil? Finally, He created something cool.

  Ned Flanders : I didn't mean to be Big Brother. I just wanted to be little sister, trying to make everyone behave.

  Homer Simpson : Well, if you ask me, what you did was playing God.

  Ned Flanders : Playing God? But that's the worst kind of sin, for some reason.

• Ned Flanders : I'm going from lookie-loo to talkie-too.

• Kent Brockman : The explosion released enough radiation to create 17 Hulks and one Spider-Man, according to this artist rendering.

  [Shows picture of the Hulks playing baseball with Spider-Man as pitcher] 

  Kent Brockman : Truly disturbing.