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Anthropology 101 (2010)
Dino Stamatopoulos: Star-Burns
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Professor June Bauer : What is it exactly that separates man from animal?
Star-Burns : Divorce.
[laughter]
Star-Burns : [June darts Star-Burns in the left facial cheek, Star-Burns wheezes]
[class gasp]
Star-Burns : [Troy, in shock, looks wide-eyed at June]
Professor June Bauer : Tools. Like this blowgun I used to hunt monkeys with the Korubo in the Amazon. My name is Professor June Bauer, and this semester I will guide you to the threshold of your humanity where you will lock eyes with the shrieking, blood-drenched, sister-raping beasts from which we sprang. You will also have to make a diorama.
[class groans]