Community (TV Series)

Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples (2010)

Donald Glover: Troy Barnes

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• Jeff Winger , Troy Barnes : [Jeff is sitting at the study table reading, he looks up at Troy entering the room wearing the same all-black clothes]  Great. So which one of us is gonna head home and... Change.

  Jeff Winger , Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : [Abed, vocalizing, walks into the room, through a different door, wearing the same all-black clothes]  Hilarious. So you guys bought one of my outfits, and then staked out my apartment every day until I wore it? That's not pathetic. Okay. Well, good job. I guess I'm heading home to change now.

  [all turn to exit, Jeff leaves] 

  Annie Edison : [Annie rushes into the room wearing the same all-black clothes and is greeted by Abed and Troy]  I hit traffic, did I miss it?

  Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir , Annie Edison : Darn it.

• Troy Barnes : [to Pierce]  Look at your eyes. Have you been out all night with those hipsters?

  Britta Perry : Hipsters?

  Troy Barnes : That pack of old people that hang out in the cafeteria. People call them "Hipsters" because they all have hip replacements.

• Abed Nadir : Everyone thinks what you did was destined to happen. That it was proof God was making my movie. A movie so good it could never exist. They think I'm a genius, and they think you're a villain.

  Shirley Bennett : Hmm.

  Abed Nadir : You heard me praying.

  Shirley Bennett : I don't know what you mean.

  Professor Ian Duncan : Oh, this is gonna be good. Abed sent me a new link and that man knows his video virality.

  Britta Perry : So you're just gonna drop all pretense of actually teaching us?

  Professor Ian Duncan : Yeah. Here we go.

  Troy Barnes : [on video]  Blessed be the peacemaker's word to the meek / The kingdom of Heaven Is open all week

  Shirley Bennett : You finished my movie.

  Abed Nadir : I don't know what you mean.

  Troy Barnes : [video continues]  Only from the saint there / Lepers have feet there

  [Shirley looks at Abed and takes his hand, a surprised Abed looks at Shirley] 

  Troy Barnes : Dogs love cats there / Cats love mice

  Abed Nadir : You humble me.

  Shirley Bennett : You humble me too.

  [Abed holds Shirley's hand between his two hands] 

  Troy Barnes : [video continues]  And the tables are pies / Ice cream is everywhere but never on your thighs / Good news is It can be your hood

  Professor Ian Duncan : Okay, open your books because Abed has broken the Internet.

  Troy Barnes : [video continues]  As in word of God, yo