- Philip J. Fry: You can't just kill somebody because they're ugly and corrosive.
- Amy Wong: That's what we said about Zoidberg, and look where that got us.
- Dr. Zoidberg: Amy makes a good point.
- Philip J. Fry: Mr. Peppy wouldn't hurt your sheep. He's a vegetarian, and he's not even preachy about it.
- Turanga Leela: Buggalo tots. What exactly are those made of?
- Fishy Joe's Employee: You got a warrant?
- Angus McZongo: May I buy you a drink? We don't get a lot of pretty faces around here.
- Turanga Leela: Uh, sure, but I'm driving. I'll just have the smallest whiskey you've got.
- Angus McZongo: A small aquarium of whiskey for the busty lass.
- [last lines]
- Philip J. Fry: One bucket of double-fried, triple-salted, boneless sheep tots, please.
- Fishy Joe's Employee: What kind of cheese filling you want in that?
- Turanga Leela: All kinds.
- Turanga Leela: Eh, make it two. And a small whiskey. Large.
- Turanga Leela: I suppose I should know your name if I'm going to drink ten gallons of alcohol with you.
- Angus McZongo: McZongo. Angus McZongo. Major Angus McZongo. Handsome Major Angus McZongo... Esquire.
- Turanga Leela: A major and esquire. I'm impressed.
- Amazonian: Hey, tiny man. You try Amazonian maple syrup?
- Philip J. Fry: Sure.
- [Other Amazonian wrings sap out of log and into Fry's mouth]
- Philip J. Fry: Now that's the kind of sap I like.
- Amazonian: You the kind of sap I like.
- Philip J. Fry: I'm scaroused!
- Lrrr: I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omnicron Persei 8, and I demand extra dipping sauce!
- Fishy Joe's Employee: How many?
- Lrrr: Two.
- Professor Farnsworth: You're not my breakfast friends! What are you doing here?
- Amy Wong: Leela is blackmailing us into eating healthy.
- Professor Farnsworth: Blackmail? What does she have on you?
- Hermes Conrad: As long as we eat her filthy scrambled eggs, you'll never find out.
- Bender: I'm thinking of buying a yacht to house my thoroughbreds. How am I supposed to do that without smoking a cigar?
- Philip J. Fry: Think of the unborn embryo!
- Bender: That's what I'm calling the yacht.
- Philip J. Fry: Thanks, Leela, but I have no choice.
- Philip J. Fry: I can't let my monstrous de-boner get anywhere near you.