Victorious (TV Series)

Sleepover at Sikowitz's (2011)

Elizabeth Gillies: Jade West

Quotes 

• Tori Vega : Jade will be an innocent farm girl from Alabama who's always super sweet and nice and never gets upset about anything.

  Jade West : I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door.

• Mr. Sikowitz : Then I issue a challenge.

  Tori Vega : What kind of challenge?

  Mr. Sikowitz : Who wants to have a sleepover at my house?

  [Jade stands up] 

  Jade West : I do.

  [the rest of the group stare at Jade in confusion] 

  Jade West : Oh, come on, you guys don't want to see where this lunatic lives?

  [to Sikowitz] 

  Jade West : No offence.

  Mr. Sikowitz : It's alright, Jade, I savour your bitterness like a sweet rancid cream sauce.

  Cat Valentine : So, what's the plan?

• [In character as a police officer. To Jade, in character as a farmer] 

  Tori Vega : Hey, you.

  Jade West : Why, hello, officer, isn't this just a lovely shindig?

  Tori Vega : I can see your belly button.

  Jade West : Why, yes, that is my belly button.

  Tori Vega : Have you ever considered filling it with raisin bran?

• [to Sikowitz] 

  Jade West : So, who picks the characters we play?

• [Robbie, Cat, Jason, Andre, and Jade are watching Terms of Endearment at the Vega household. All of them are laughing] 

  Andre Harris : Does she ever quit crying?

  Jade West : Oh, she'll be dead in minutes.

  [the Vega parents look at them in confusion as they walk upstairs. All of them continue to laugh at Terms of Endearment] 

• [about Jade] 

  Mr. Sikowitz : And yet she never broke character.

  Jade West : Move this car!

  [a car window breaks and the car alarm goes off. A dog is barking. To Jade] 

  Mr. Sikowitz : You broke character!

  [In character as a police officer. To Sikowitz] 

  Tori Vega : And your neighbor's car window.

  [a police siren is heard. To Tori] 

  Mr. Sikowitz : Go inside. Go inside.

  [Tori and Sikowitz go inside. Sikowitz closes the door]