- [seeing that Evan's afraid to be alone during the storm, Divya stays at the cottage, continuing her research while Evan tries to engage her in the board game Risk]
- Evan R. Lawson: All right, come on, Divs. I'm attacking Yakutsk.
- Divya Katdare: Evan, I'm here because there is a storm raging outside, not because I want to relive being a teenager... with no life.
- [thunder cracks and Evan squeals]
- Divya Katdare: Though that is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
- Evan R. Lawson: Seen it. Team Edward.
- [Evan hammers his finger in boarding up for an approaching storm; Hank hands him a relief packet, calm and easy]
- Evan R. Lawson: [suspicious] Did you have wound care on standby for me?
- Hank Lawson: If you'd reached for the power drill, I was gonna start scrubbing in.
- Evan R. Lawson: Good. Joke all you want, but when everyone else is freaking out 'cause they don't have coast guard-approved weather gear, we'll see who's laughing then.
- Hank Lawson: Dude, I have to say, I don't remember your astraphobia ever being quite this irrational.
- Evan R. Lawson: It's not irrational.
- Hank Lawson: You're tying down a wicker frame.
- Evan R. Lawson: It's not wicker.
- Evan R. Lawson: Um, HankMed memorandum: Uh, in the unlikely but actually very likely event that the national power grid goes down, all patient accounts shall now be settled in cash, okay?
- Hank Lawson: Regarding your memorandum of two seconds ago concerning patient accounts - no.
- Hank Lawson: Beef stew and Mediterranean chicken.
- Jill Casey: Mmm. Vacuum-packed for maximum freshness.
- Evan R. Lawson: It doesn't take a psychologist to figure out where you're going with this.
- [pause]
- Evan R. Lawson: Where are you going with this?
- Evan R. Lawson: So I'm not gonna harp on the fact that my thorough storm preparations were mocked, much like Benjamin Franklin was mocked when he flew his kite too close to the liberty bell.