Kick-Ass 2 (2013)

John Leguizamo: Javier

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• Chris D'Amico : Javier, thank you. I couldn't do this without you. You're pretty much like the only real family I have left.

  Javier : Not a problem, man. I got your back.

  Chris D'Amico : Hey, it's kind of like you're the Alfred to my evil Bruce Wayne.

  Javier : Did you just call me your fucking butler?

  Chris D'Amico : Yeah, is that not a compliment? Shit, my bad.

• Chris D'Amico : [posing with guns]  I know what my role is in this, Javier. My dad was a crime boss, so it just makes sense. I'm a super-villain! It's evolution.

  Javier : Come on, just put those things down before you hurt somebody, Chris.

  Chris D'Amico : That's not my name.

  Javier : Okay, okay... uh, red-Red Mist.

  Chris D'Amico : No, Red Mist was my superhero name. Henceforth I'll be known as The Motherfucker!

• Javier : [referring to Mrs. D'Amico]  Damn she had a nice pair of guns.

  Chris D'Amico : Dude, she's dead! Don't talk about her tits.

  Javier : [holding pistols]  I was talking about these.

• Chris D'Amico : [coming up with a super-villain name for a black person on his team]  Black Death.

  Javier : Woah woah woah, don't you think that's just a little bit *incredibly* racist?

• Javier : You gotta quit with the racist stereotypes, Chris.