The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Gator Watch/In the Line of Doody (2010)

Tom McGrath: Skipper

Quotes 

• Skipper : Do a complete sweep of the perimeter. If you see anything funny, take it seriously.

• Skipper : Kowalski, can you open this door?

  Kowalski : A simple pin tumbler lock. Now you're just lobbing slowballs. Why don't you just ask me if I can build a self-replicating nanobot? Because I can. Obviously.

• Private : They've captured Roger!

  Kowalski : He's off to the greybar hotel.

  Private : They're putting him in a hotel? That sounds nice. Maybe they'll give him a nice room, with a mint on his pillow.

  Skipper : [Pats Private on the head]  We're canceling Roger's reservation.

• Skipper : Kowalski, wheelman. Rico, gas. Private, music.

  Private : Smooth jazz or adult contemporary?

  Skipper : Let's... classic rock this chase!

• Skipper : You heard him, he plans to drop one on the commisioner before the ribbon is cut. The clock... is... ticking!

  Private : So, were the dramatic pauses really necessary?

  Skipper : [Dramatic pause]  Yes.

• Private : Now that's what I call poo-etic justice. You see what I did there? I played with a word.

  Skipper : Yes, Private, we're all amused by your toilet humor. Very classy.

  Private : Oh, sorry, Skipper. Poo. Tee-hee!