- Ask That Guy With the Glasses: [enters] Hold it!
- MarzGurl: What do you want?
- Ask That Guy With the Glasses: Oh nothing, just wanted to make my cameo. Bye.
- [leaves]
- Nostalgia Critic: Wait! I have an idea.
- Phelous: Really? What is it?
- Nostalgia Critic: The idea... involves...
- Phelous: You.
- Nostalgia Critic: Me. Um...
- Phelous: Getting.
- Nostalgia Critic: Getting... I... uh...
- Phelous: Your ass kicked.
- Nostalgia Critic: My ass kicked. Me getting my ass kicked. Oh wait.
- Phelous: Too late.
- Nostalgia Chick: Wait, how come it took you three days to come back? Why couldn't you just do it right away?
- Santa Christ: I'm sorry, have you ever been dead before?
- Nostalgia Chick: No.
- Santa Christ: Have you ever risen from the grave?
- Nostalgia Chick: Guess not.
- Nostalgia Critic: Joe and Linkara have gone crazy with violence. Destroy them until they're nothing but rubble!
- Nostalgia Critic: Cinema Snob, how dare you return from your banishmentdome.
- Cinema Snob: That was the old order. This is the new order.
- Nostalgia Critic: New order?
- Cinema Snob: Yes, one that's been coming to you for a long time.
- Nostalgia Chick: [Nostalgia Critic is beaten senseless] Well done, everyone, well done. Now, since I am next in line for the presidency, it's only fitting that I should wear the crown.
- [takes Critic's hat]
- Nostalgia Chick: You will refer to me as Madame President from now on.
- Bennett the Sage: Wait a minute, so this whole cutesy, naive thing was just an act?
- Nostalgia Chick: Yep.
- JewWario: You're not really that nice?
- Nostalgia Chick: Nope.
- Benzaie: You're not really that stupid?
- Nostalgia Chick: Uh-uh.
- Nostalgia Chick: I am the new ruler of Kickassia, and there's gonna be some new rules around here.
- [laughs maniacally]
- Cinema Snob: [takes hat from her] Excuse me, but it was my insight that overthrew this government. So I think it should be I taking over as acting president.
- [laughs maniacally]
- Linkara: [takes hat from him] Bad news, I'm afraid. Since I'm the one who orchestrated this operation, it's obviously I who should be president.
- [laughs maniacally]
- Nostalgia Critic: Hello, um, because my team cannot run a nation
- [is bumped]
- Nostalgia Critic: I mean, *I* can't run a nation, we've decided to give the nation back to you. So you can... own Molossia again.
- Baron Fritz von Baugh: Wasn't mine to begin with.
- Nostalgia Critic: Oh Christ, well when you "see" the president, like when he shows up, can you tell him that Molossia is his again?
- Baron Fritz von Baugh: I will relay the message.
- Nostalgia Critic: Yeah you do that, you twat.
- Nostalgia Critic: [holding a detonation device] Need I remind you that there are twenty tons of dynamite under this nation?
- Cinema Snob: Uh, joke's on you, moron. I disconnected the dynamite after I left. You push that thing and nothing happens.
- Nostalgia Critic: I don't believe you! I push this button and we all get blown SKY HIGH!
- [everyone just stares at him]
- Nostalgia Critic: Very well. For the honor and all of KICKASSIA!
- [the Critic pushes a button on the device, but nothing happens; he becomes quite nervous]
- Nostalgia Critic: [weakly] ... Kaboom!
- [suddenly, he screams as everyone rushes him and starts beating him to a pulp]