Game of Thrones (TV Series)

The Kingsroad (2011)

Rory McCann: Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane

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• Tyrion Lannister : Before you go, you will call on Lord and Lady Stark and offer your sympathies.

  Joffrey Baratheon : What good will my sympathies do then?

  Tyrion Lannister : None. But it is expected of you. Your absence has already been noted.

  Joffrey Baratheon : The boy means nothing to me. And I can't stand the wailing of women.

  [Tyrion slaps Joffrey] 

  Tyrion Lannister : One word and I hit you again.

  Joffrey Baratheon : I'm telling mother!

  [Tyrion slaps Joffrey again] 

  Tyrion Lannister : Go! Tell her. But first you will get to Lord and Lady Stark, and you will fall on your knees and tell them how very sorry you are, that you are at their service and that all your prayers are with them. *Do you understand?*

  Joffrey Baratheon : You can't!

  [Tyrion slaps Joffrey again] 

  Tyrion Lannister : Do you understand?

  [Joffery leaves angrily] 

  Sandor Clegane : The prince will remember that, little lord.

  Tyrion Lannister : I hope so. If he forgets, be a good dog and remind him.

• Eddard Stark : The butcher's boy... you ran him down?

  Sandor Clegane : He ran. Not very fast...

• Sansa Stark : [referring to Ilyn Payne]  Why won't he speak to me?

  Sandor Clegane : He hasn't been very talkative these last 20 years. Since the Mad King had his tongue ripped out with hot pincers.

  Joffrey Baratheon : He speaks damn well with his sword, though. Ser Ilyn Payne, the King's Justice. The royal executioner.

  [Joffrey notices Sansa is scared] 

  Joffrey Baratheon : What is it, sweet lady? Does the Hound frighten you? Away with you, dog. You're scaring my lady.