Housewives from Another World (2010 Video)

Rebecca Love: Rita

Quotes 

• Karen : Rita, what are you doing in bed with my husband?

  Rita : He said he was sad. That you'd been killed in a freak skateboarding accident. It was the least I could do.

  Karen : Get out.

  Max : [starting to climb out of bed]  You got it.

  Karen : Not you. Her.

• [Karen pours a cup of coffee for Rita] 

  Rita : I have to say, I was really surprised you called me this morning.

  Karen : I can't stay mad at you, Rita. Besides, it was just a big misunderstanding.

  [hands Rita her cup of coffee] 

  Rita : Well, I'm certainly relieved that you're not really dead.

  Karen : I don't know where Max came up with that. I'm just happy that you were there to comfort him.

  Rita : What are neighbors for?

  Karen : What, indeed.

  [holding her meteorite fragment necklace around her neck] 

  Rita : [sees the necklace]  That's a really nice piece. Where did you get it?

  Karen : Do you like it?

  Rita : Mm-hmm. There's something about it, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

  Karen : It's made from a meteorite; it's the latest fashion in New York. Do you want one?

  Rita : I probably couldn't afford something like that.

  Karen : Nonsense. I liked it so much that I bought extras... for my friends.

  [holds another meteorite fragment necklace in her hands] 

  Rita : Really?

  [puts down her cup of coffee] 

  Karen : Yeah. Let's try this on you.

  [puts the necklace around Rita's neck] 

  Rita : Karen, I don't know what to say. You're out of this world!

  Karen : Well, I think you just said it.

  [Rita's meteorite necklace glows and she becomes possessed] 

  Karen : There. Better?

  Rita : Much better.

  Karen : I'd like to show you something I learned last night. They call it... sex.

  [kisses Rita on the lips, then takes her to the kitchen table and they begin seducing each other] 

• [Karen enters the room with the satellite blueprints and meets Carla and Rita sitting on the couch] 

  Karen : As we've all learned: In the future, most of our universe will be destroyed by an intergalactic war. This war was brought on in part by the discovery of our planet by the Orion deep space satellite. The satellite created by the man I'm married to. This cannot happen.

  Rita : We have the plans now. This terrible tragedy can be avoided.

  Carla : Our way of life will go on. Without war, without destruction.

  Karen : We have the plans, and that will stop the development of the satellite for now, but what of the future? Max will continue his development, and who knows how long it will be before he achieves success?

  Carla : What's the answer?

  Rita : We must kill Max. That's the only way to protect our world.

  Karen : Unfortunate, but true. He cannot be allowed to continue his work on the satellite.

  Carla : Is it really necessary to kill him? Is there no other way?

  Rita : No! He must die.

  Karen : What if... we take him with us? That would stop the development of the satellite without any bloodshed.

  Carla : Excellent idea! But... can we get away with it?

  Karen : I believe it's possible; tricky, but we could do it.

  Rita : Then all we have to do is wait for him to come home.

  Karen : Agreed. And in the meantime, let's show Carla what we've learned about the human form while we've been on the planet.

  Rita : You mean...?

  Karen : Yes; with the human body, we can experience the sensation of touching each other. It's very enlightening.

  Carla : Show me.

  [Rita and Carla stare at each other with excitement. Karen walks over to a sofa, sits down and watches the performance of an erotic human ritual. Carla and Rita begin seducing each other]