The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Can't Touch This/Hard Boiled Eggy (2010)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Maurice, Bing, Pinky

Quotes 

• Kowalski : Well, I call that mission accomplished. So, what do we do with the rest of our day?

  Private : Oh! We could get temporary tattoos, and, um, motocycle club nicknames.

  Rico : Vroom! Vroo-vroo-vroom, vroom!

  Kowalski : I'll be Bobby Thunderskull!

  Skipper : All in favor of Private's tattoos and nicknames plan say...

  Maurice : [offscreen]  Waaugh!

  Kowalski : Waaugh! Um... we should probably do something.

• Skipper : Fallen lemur, what happened?

  Maurice : I don't know. Something came flying out of nowhere and wham, I'm flat on my butt.

  King Julien : And I am left to apply my own eye vegetables, which is the real tragedy. Mort, weep for me. My eyes are exhausted from all the cucumbering.

  Mort : [Tries to cry, but when he can't puts onions on his eyes]  My eye vegetables are burny!