- [Sikowitz's Mom enters the classroom]
- Sikowitz's Mom: There you are.
- Mr. Sikowitz: Ah, my bagels!
- [They swap items with each other]
- Mr. Sikowitz: Sorry about the mix-up there.
- Sikowitz's Mom: Pull your head out of your pants.
- [Sikowitz's Mom exits the classroom]
- Mr. Sikowitz: Bye, Mom!
- Tori Vega: That was your mom?
- [Embarrassed]
- Mr. Sikowitz: No.
- [Sikowitz walks over, drops the bag of bagels, and gently bangs his head on the whiteboard in embarrassment]
- [to Tori]
- Andre Harris: Do you understand that for me being taken seriously as a singer and a songwriter is everything?
- [to Trina]
- Beck Oliver: You'll be dressed as a hamburger.
- Robbie Shapiro: Singing to four-year-olds.
- Tori Vega: Don't you have any respect for yourself?
- [to Cat]
- Trina Vega: Take me to the hamburger.
- Cat Valentine: Come on!
- [Trina stands up from the table. Cat and Trina walk off. Beck sits where Trina was sitting]
- [Andre performs Song 2 You for Tori on the piano at her house. Tori applauds]
- Tori Vega: That song is so awesome! How did you turn Favorite Foods into that?
- Andre Harris: I just stopped drinking my chocolate beverage and got busy.
- [about Favorite Foods]
- Tori Vega: It's catchy.
- Andre Harris: Catchy like a rash.
- Tori Vega: OK, then if you don't like your song, change it.
- Andre Harris: What do you mean change it?
- [the school bell rings]
- Rex: Shut up.
- Cat Valentine: Rex told me to shut up.
- Mr. Sikowitz: Yes, thank you, Rex.
- [Cat gasps and sits down, unimpressed. Tori chuckles]
- [about Kevin's son, Henry]
- Mr. Sikowitz: Ah, he's a cute little cannibal.
- Kevin Chase: Yes, it concerns me.
- Tori Vega: And Andre wrote us a great little kids' song.
- Mr. Sikowitz: It's not the one Robbie left on my machine about broken glass, is it?
- Tori Vega: No. It's really cute.
- [to Jade, about Cat]
- Rex: Why don't you rip her arm off?
- [Jade gives Rex a stare]
- [to Sikowitz]
- Rex: What do you want, man?
- Beck Oliver: All right, let's think. What do four-year-old kids like?
- Cat Valentine: Cartoons.
- Andre Harris: Animals.