- Jack Carter: [staring after what appears to have been Santa Claus on a flying sleigh pulled by reindeers] Ho-Ho-ho crap!
- Jo Lupo: It's the time of all you geeks fly your freek flags every year.
- Douglas Fargo: No, that's Comic Con.
- Jack Carter: You're not feeling the merry, huh?
- Jo Lupo: Ugh, all the boozing and schmoozing, lights and glitter; It's Vegas, not Christmas.
- Zoe Carter: [about Fargo's secret Santa gift] it wasn't Zane.
- Douglas Fargo: Well, then someone was thinking of me, and I'm gonna find him.
- Zoe Carter: So you can thank him?
- Douglas Fargo: So I can *suspend* him. No one hacks Fargo and gets away with it, not even Santa.
- Jim Taggart: My device can't be responsible!
- Jack Carter: Are you kidding? Look where we live! A device is ALWAYS responsible!