- Sean Lincoln: [trying to enter their gated community] Wallace, you know us. We go through this every day.
- Beverly Lincoln: How can you not remember? We waved to you when we left this morning.
- Wallace: Everybody waves.
- [Beverly and Sean shake their heads in disbelief]
- Wallace: Name?
- Sean Lincoln: Lincoln.
- Wallace: [scanning his list] Lincoln.
- Sean Lincoln: Lincoln. With an "L"...
- Beverly Lincoln: Like the car, the tunnel in New York, your dead president.
- Matt LeBlanc: Don't let them force you to cast anyone you don't want.
- Beverly Lincoln: All right.
- Matt LeBlanc: I mean it. If they start pushing you around, let me be the bad guy.
- Sean Lincoln: Really?
- Matt LeBlanc: Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a lot harder for them to fuck with me than fuck with you. Besides, Merc and I go way back. I've known him since he ran NBC Sports and used to get me Laker Girls.
- Jamie Lapidus: Welcome to L.A. So, are you ready to go back to England yet?
- [Sean and Beverly laugh]
- Sean Lincoln: Hardly.
- Beverly Lincoln: In a heartbeat.
- Carol Rance: Um, would you mind not mentioning to anyone that I've been in the master bedroom?
- Sean Lincoln: All right... Oh.
- Carol Rance: I just wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression.
- Sean Lincoln: Absolutely.
- Carol Rance: "She's sleeping with her boss." Wouldn't wanna be *that* girl.
- Sean Lincoln: No...
- [they laugh awkwardly]
- Sean Lincoln: Especially since his wife is blind.
- Carol Rance: Right! Because that would make me...
- Sean Lincoln: A monster!
- Carol Rance: Yes!
- [chuckles]
- Carol Rance: Rawr!
- [prolonged awkward laughter]
- Carol Rance: Even if it started before she went...
- Sean Lincoln: Still not good.