- Jane Bingum: You can't woo Stacy.
- Fred: Why?
- Jane Bingum: You're going to get hurt.
- Fred: What are you talking about?
- Jane Bingum: Stacy has dating ADD. One time, she met a guy at spin class. They went for coffee, and she broke up with him before she got her latte. Why? because he was wearing black ankle socks.
- [Jane tells Stacy about her client, who was fired because he came to work dressed like a clown]
- Stacy Barrett: You know I'm always on your side, but dressing like a clown at work is a little weird, don't you think?
- Jane Bingum: You dressed like a banana at work once.
- Stacy Barrett: I was auditioning for fruit roll-ups.